1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 ANNOUNCER: We now return to 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000 "Thugnificent: Rags to Bitches." 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000 y'all know what a nigga moment is. 4 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 A nigga moment is when the mind 5 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 The story of Thugnificent begins here... 6 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 of a perfectly logical black man 7 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 is overwhelmed by some stupid nigga shit. 8 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 here at All-Star Weekend. Only 8 years old I love you, Mommy. 9 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Like when a nigga steps up on your sneaker Oh! 10 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 and fucks up your kicks, or hits your car or some shit. 11 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Here he is winning the three-point contest Terra-Belle leads Georgia in homicides, infant mortality, 12 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 MAN: This is our target -- the nuclear power plant. 13 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 like it's your fault, like you fucked up. making it rain like Lil' Wayne out this motherfucker. 14 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 If we capture the plane at precisely the right moment, 15 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Ooh, Lord. So his ignorance makes you act crazy. 16 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Check the chain, nigga. 17 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Yo. What up? 18 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 they will not have time to shoot down the aircraft. And the next thing you know, niggas is beefing, I know y'all love my music, and love my videos and shit, 19 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Yeah, I see you, too. What you want, nigga? 20 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Damn! shooting, fighting, and somebody ends up dead. 21 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Oh, man, same shit. What's up with you? 22 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 MAN: If they hit that power plant 'Cause y'all about to see how good it is to be me 23 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 he busts Vince Carter's ass The fuck you mean, "What's up with me?" 24 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 in the slam-dunk contest. Yes, sir. That's our name for it. 25 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 the casualties could be in the hundreds of thousands. 26 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Your voice sounds real sexy right now. We got plenty of hoes bending, we got 24s spinning. 27 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 God help us all. 28 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Say what? 29 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Okay. Ready? 30 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 You wanna talk to me later on? 31 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 No, I don't wanna talk later on, motherfucker. 32 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 ANNOUNCER: ...except... 33 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 What the fuck is wrong with you?! Man, I seen it all. 34 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Ernie, nigga, back to you. What the fuck's so sexy about my voice? 35 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 What? What is this CPT? that hell had ever seen. 36 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Aw, man, my bad. I was on the phone. right when they get to the door, nigga. 37 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 None for me, thanks. 38 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Tom, I think you can have but controversial player. WOMAN: That means the plane is gonna I swear to God, man, they actually, like, 39 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 a second glass on your anniversary. Last year, he became the first person 40 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Colonel motherfucking Stinkmeaner, 41 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 I'm driving, sweetie-pooh. This sucks. to leave elementary school and go to the NBA 42 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 ANNOUNCER: They picked the wrong airline. holler at your boy, I gets money. 43 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Bitches like this shit, man. when the Miami Heat signed him to a $3 gazillion contract, 44 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 And don't come up here complaining and shit. And I started thinking to myself: "Man... 45 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 They be thinkin' I'm one of them Mens in Black You know what's wrong with me. 46 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 You motherfuckers wanna come on here or somethin' like that, you know? a doorbell with real bitches singing the notes. 47 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 and act a goddamn fool? 48 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 could kill me or you, or somebody's baby. Y'all gonna have to kick me out of this bitch. 49 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I'm about to go on break. Ding...dong. 50 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 You motherfucking terrorists kill me. They be wondering where the black limo is at I'm saying you probably never looked like this damn picture. 51 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 I'd spend the next 20 years in jail being-- this kid is a disgrace to basketball. 52 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 when they see -- All they see is the headpiece, 53 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 BOTH: Anally raped. This ain't you! He epitomizes everything wrong with the game today. 54 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Yeah, let's talk more that's where the police station used to be. 55 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 the devil himself, a-- 56 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 about your violated rectum. ANNOUNCER: Come see why black incompetence... 57 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Oh, I find it so romantic. Yes! 58 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 'cause, uh, they up and left. TOM: Hey, I'm just saying-- 59 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Whoo, whoo! Well, excuse me for thinking you liked me 60 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 So where's the new police station? Goddamn, that bitch phat as a motherfucker. 61 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 So... for who I was on the inside. 62 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Well, you're a liar on the inside. Last week, right, I was in the strip club, right. ...is our funniest weapon in the war on terror. 63 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Now let's go back to my nigga on the floor. 64 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 No, thank you. This whole relationship is based on a lie. 65 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 ANNOUNCER: Man, check out how Young Reezy I had titties in one hand, titties in the other hand. 66 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Ah! You baldheaded devil monks Now, this shit right here, 67 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 We can't let you through, homey. shitted on these niggas in today's game. 68 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 this is some old John Woo shit, nigga. Hey, this is Osama bin Laden nephew, nigga. 69 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 This from the movie Killer. I had two hands full of titties. 70 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Well, I-- I'm -- I'm once removed. I-I-- 71 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 That's bigger than two scoops of raisins. And breaks his ankle. 72 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 So, what was it like No -- I just fucking with you, dawg. You mad? You hating, my nigga? 73 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 I'm still talkin' to my accountant at the same time. Look at that bitch-ass nigga limping off the floor. 74 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Go ahead, nigga. Well, it's hard not to, nigga. Ha-ha! 75 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 ANNOUNCER: Starring Gary Anthony Williams. What's not to like about that? Ooh, no wonder they ride his nuts so hard. 76 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Nigga, you ain't no Denzel. 77 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 But you know what they say -- when it's your time to go, 78 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Seems like Yao Ming wants some too. 79 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Hell, you ain't even no Flavor Flav. it's your time to go. John Witherspoon. 80 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 or when you're talkin' on the goddamn phone. Time after time after time. 81 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 What if it's the motherfucker next to me time to go? Huh? 82 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Second, when people wear those things, Mm-hm. Fellas, I'm here with All-Star MVP Riley Freeman. 83 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 for this next one, man. I see ya. 84 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Lock 'em up. Charge them with fraud. Mo'Nique. It's very important 85 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 But that's real shit, though, nigga. like a serious disappointment, man. TOM: Ah. Now, that's what There's a name for people who talk to theyselves, Ed. 86 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 this plane leave on time. You got naked kids. 87 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I say give them the chair. Electrocute their ugly asses. Riley, is there anything you can't do, nigga? 88 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Damn. Now, are you yelling at me or shitting at me? You got parents gotta choose between food and clothes 89 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 has earned you a trip back. 90 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Snoop Dogg. Hijacked? I don't know, go broke? for their kids, shorty. 91 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Them niggas ain't getting my wizzie fo' shizzle, nigga. You have my blessings to exact vengeance 92 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Good one, little brother. 93 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 I don't know what to do with my hands now. Shaq, 17 blocks for Riley, you had one. 94 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 You know what I'm saying? And 50 Cent the haters' camel's back, nigga. Be that as it may, no technology is worth my dignity. 95 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 and to spread ignorance and chaos 96 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Or for themselves. That's got to make you feel fucked up. as Air Marshal 50 Cent. 97 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 If talking on a wireless headset mean I gotta look 98 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 It did at first, ...people are looking. 99 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 I'll stop those terrorists... Observe. 100 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Tom, please. 101 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 or die trying. 102 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Besides, there's a reason 103 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 so guess I have to work harder, step up to his level. Honey. Honey, maybe this isn't the best place to be singing-- 104 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 STINKMEANER: Ah! Hell ain't shit. 105 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 It lets people around you know you're talkin' on the phone. Get ready. This time, it's going down. 106 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 I'm gonna get you, Freeman! 107 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 So he's better than you? 108 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 So those people know not to waste time talkin' to you 109 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Yes. And stacks more paper 110 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Shit. This one nigga This is a hijacking. Remain in your seats -- 111 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Yay. All done. 112 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 No, this nigga didn't. Left with a case of hate poisoning, nigga. 113 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 We have a bomb on the aircraft. 114 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 You know what I'm saying? Hey, flo. 115 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Tell 'em about that nigga that got his spirits crushed 116 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Everyone remain -- 117 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Good. 118 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 by the rubies and the diamonds and shit. I see you're fucking up all your grandson's money. 119 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 took his own life and shit, you know what I mean? 120 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 SARAH: Yay. 121 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Ah! Oh, my God. 122 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 when you bend over. I like that a lot. 123 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 you wouldn't believe it. 124 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 What is it, honey? and all of that. 125 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Wait. Is that Usher? GRANDDAD: Uh, ah, ooh, ooh. 126 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I'm about to go get dressed. 127 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Yes! Oh, my God. Can you believe that? A boat. 128 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Oh. Mm-hm. 129 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 I hate these fucking headsets. 130 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 He's coming over. 131 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 I paid for that bed you sleeping on, We gonna fly on the Soul Plane! 132 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I can't believe this. 133 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 with your little inground pools, 134 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 TOM: Oh, sweetie, 135 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 diving boards or whatever. 136 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Hey, how you doin', babe? Step your pool game up, nigga. 137 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Hey. Oh, ee-- Ee-- Hi, uh, uh, Mr. Usher. 138 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 We slide down with ours. 139 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Uh-- Ah-- Ooh-- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! 140 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 -I can't believe it. -It's not true. I'll beat your little ass in front of what's-his-name. 141 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I-- I can't believe it's you. 142 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 This is, like, the greatest thing Get your butt over here, trying to embarrass me-- 143 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 that ever happened in our neighborhood. 144 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 I'm Sarah. 145 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 ...where you can, like, track, like, if someone, like, 146 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 You have a beautiful smile, Sarah. 147 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Mm-hm. 148 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Mm! Wow, so she's on my friends list? Now, this right here is what I like to call my bitch tank, 149 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 What's going on? What's going on? 150 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Yup, she your very first cyber friend 151 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 A while for me? 152 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 and you're her 3 millionth. 153 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 SARAH: I love this song. She's fine, ain't she? 154 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 GRANDDAD: Yeah, boy! I love technology. 155 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 the community council meetings, Robert. 156 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 I ain't worried about no damn council meeting. 157 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 HUEY: My granddad recently Y'all broke niggas keep buying fish food if you want. 158 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 for the okey-doke this time. Oh, wonderful. 159 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 You should post more pics. Now I got the video chat. 160 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Thank you very much. Oh. Oh, God. Everybody get ready! GIRL 2: Oh, my gosh. 161 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Uh-- 162 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 to show the world how the broke niggas live, I'm starting to feel like Shemar Moore up in here. 163 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 That was beautiful. It's just what I do. 164 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 maybe MTV will come to your house, Oh, um, this is, uh...Tom. 165 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Hoo! Boy, let's get some music on. 166 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Why would she like you? 167 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Turn on the My-pod and let's get on the I-space. 'Cause your granddaddy gives sweet love. 168 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Yes, I'm Tom. Just Tom. RILEY: Wait, wait, wait. I know that song. 169 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 GRANDDAD: Riley, hurry up. 170 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 And what do you know about this woman? USHER: Hey, how 171 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 The police were talking Well...her name is Luna. 172 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 to everyone on our street for clues. you want next, Granddad? 173 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 SARAH: You are so interesting. booty-butt cheeks 174 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Her hobbies include pets, traveling, kickbox-- 175 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 The leather vest. The one with the rhinestones. We gonna fly on the Soul Plane! 176 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Well, almost everyone. 177 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 B-B-B-Booty-Butt cheeks 178 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 If you don't mind me asking, Watch when you go to sleep. 179 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 And make sure you pee before we leave. Granddad, I-- 180 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I ain't gonna miss my movie I bet she have a gang of niggas up in here to rob us. 181 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 going to the bathroom with you. GIRL: Thugnificent! Thugnificent, wait! 182 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Officer, I'm not finished. That ain't a good look, Granddad. 183 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I'm gonna let you go in there by yourself 184 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Not a good look? Hello, sir, I'm Officer Calloway. and get molested by a nasty white man. 185 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Is that some kind of new slang? 186 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Now, what's wrong with you? Why the long face? It's not just the music. I have seen all of your movies. 187 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 What's wrong with you? Is that what's hot in the street, huh? 188 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 I don't wanna go to the movie. Why not? Thugnificent and the Lethal Interjections living here. 189 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Uh...cheers. I don't ever wanna go to the movies with you again. 190 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 I loved Light It Up. Talk and shoot at the same time, boy. 191 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Not after what happened last time. Thug who? Thugnificent. 192 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 I named my dog Light It Up. Girl, please. "Beat It" or "Thriller"? 193 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 What happened last time? I can't believe it. 194 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Neither have you. I don't know, Granddad. We got arrested. And shot at. 195 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 is a common trait with black people. 196 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 So funny. She's my manager. A whole weekend with a complete stranger? 197 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Ah. Racism. Take 'em back and go get my purple Speedo. 198 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 And play it like you got some sense. Daddy said I can go to the movies, 199 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I'll call her. Hee-hee-hee. RILEY: Purple Speedo? No more of that damn street ball hot-dogging 200 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 but he said I'm not allowed to see Soul Plane. are culturally inclined against snitching. 201 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 All right, boy, so you had a bad dream. hippity-hop, and one and seven, whatever the hell it is. 202 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Good. You don't wanna go to the movies with him. 203 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 It was a really bad dream about-- Okay, one more. Matter of fact, you about to get a lesson in fundamentals. 204 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 He's crazy. Hush. 205 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Please, we gotta get one more. Look at that one. Did you check the Speedo drawer? 206 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Can't see Soul Plane? Why, little baby? 207 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Man, fuck yo' mama! 208 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Shoot. I ain't ballin' like a rock star. Because of the types of stereos or something. 209 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Oh, man. 210 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 It'd be good for my vocals. It was about Stinkmeaner. 211 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Types of stereos? an unwritten rule about snitching THUGNIFICENT: To being on Cribs. 212 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Oh. No, no, no, little baby doll. 213 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 USHER: I'm gonna The fulfillment of a lifelong dream has become a full-blown "stop snitching" movement, 214 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Wouldn't let that shit happen to me though. 215 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 This is a good theater. They have THX. 216 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 All right, let's go. Game on. USHER: You rollin' with Ush. RILEY: It was a big day for my homey 217 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Damn, these things are tight. What about Stinkmeaner? 218 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Take the murder of 19-year-old Jermaine "Lojack" Walker, 219 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 being on Cribs and all. He was in hell, and he was coming back to get us. 220 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I love to see my niggas on TV shinin', 221 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 She means stereotypes. That's right, y'all. Put your hands up, white folks! 222 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Stinkmeaner? Don't be crazy. Stereotypes? In Soul Plane? That's nonsense. 223 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 That old man that Granddad killed for no reason? I ain't changing my shorts. TOM: Hey, guys. 224 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 in the middle of a summer afternoon It's so good to finally meet you. 225 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Say, how about we tell your daddy No reason? That man was a psycho. 226 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Yes, yes, I see the ears. 227 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 we saw something else, hm? Man, I wanna go over there, What you got there, Riley, huh? You got some moves? 228 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Nobody even called the cops. They all just went home. 229 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 He was blind. You killed a blind old man. What's wrong with your watch? You mean...lie? 230 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Just like the picture, right? 231 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Shit, nigga, the sun is reflecting all this ice. the slightest bit inappropriate? Would that be dick riding? You think? To go over there? 232 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 That really doesn't seem to be a good idea. I can't see a motherfucking thing. 233 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Hush, boy. And I sent him to hell where he belongs. Wow, that is pretty good ball control. 234 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 You know, You look just like your picture too. 235 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 it's okay to break the rules What it do, Woodcrest? Ha-ha! Hey, toss me the ball, Riley. 236 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 He asked me to send him the pictures. Yeah, Granddad, real tough with the handicapped. 237 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 every once in a while. Here you go. Oh! 238 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I won't tell if you won't. Yeah. You damn right, Mr. Policeman! I saw the whole thing! 239 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 He probably gonna beat up some retarded kids next. Shocking. 240 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Okay. Hee-hee. Put the motherfuckers on, nigga. Tell me what time it is. 241 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 which make sense, because she's 10. in our new crib in Woodcrest... 242 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 HUEY: Sometimes I think Granddad may be a bad influence. 243 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 What's that supposed to mean? that's what he's gonna do. Damn, nigga. It's 2:30. 244 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 It means you're a bit old to be acting and give him a pound and be like, "What up, Thugnificent?" 245 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Hey, Riley. Don't forget the camcorder. street ball and learn to play. 246 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Hey. The doorbell girl was wondering like some screaming TRL groupie. 247 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 ...every cookout... 248 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Oh, yeah, your dream. if you're expecting and more company 249 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Now, the first Soul Plane was funny. THUGNIFICENT: I'm here for everybody. Riley, you could be a superstar one day. 250 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Look, boy, 251 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Pfft. About as funny as a lynching. Get back here, Riley. ...every wedding... Shoot, I'm a superstar now. 252 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Oh, hush, boy. You ain't even see it. 253 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Ever played on a team? Stop the car! He can't hurt you or me or any of us, okay? 254 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I never seen a lynching, either, No. Well, I'm coaching 255 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Uh, come on. You want a drink? but I know they not funny. 256 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Where I live, a Woodcrest Youth Basketball Association team, 257 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 See? Shows what you know. I've seen funny lynchings. Now, let's get one more picture. 258 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 I don't want either of you going near that house. You hear me? the Mighty Deers. You know, Timid Deer Lane. 259 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 What the fuck? No, you haven't. I have so. 260 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 They even have a club for snitches. Man, Quinten just texted me. He say the hoes is en route. 261 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Roscoe Patterson's lynching was funny. That's right, I rep the Deer. 262 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 It's called the neighborhood watch. 263 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Yeah, so them niggas was like, of zombies or vampires, Anyway, season just got underway, 264 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 So I'm gonna just, uh, go back to the house. 265 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 "Roscoe, you better leaves town They ain't never in here. 266 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Hold it right there, boy! LUNA: Oh, you're 267 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 "before Mr. Charlie and them crackers THUGNIFICENT: ...our new crib in Woodcrest, Y'all any good? Um, no. 268 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Woodcrest neighborhood watch. 269 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 gonna come for you." Oh. That Larry David is something else. Whoo! 270 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Now, where was you at 11:00 last night, huh? Huh?! 271 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 I'm like, "Man, fuck them crackers, man. and bagels and shit. 272 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 So... 273 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Come on, now! Don't lie to me, nigga! This is Roscoe Patterson." Nigga, I don't give a fuck. you never told me what kind of dogs you have. 274 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Nigga, I was in bed. We bring the 'hood with us, right here. us for a little bit? 275 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I just don't give a fuck. 276 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Hey, hey, hey, hey. You sure you gotta leave? That nigga's my age. But Stinkmeaner knew that every black man's spirit 277 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Know what I'm saying? White man can eat a dick. 278 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 GIRL: Yeah. This is fantastic. So you guys don't think I'm overreacting? 279 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Eat my balls, nigga. Ha-ha. Whoo. That's right, nigga. 280 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I don't think so. 281 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 MAN: There he is! Get that nigger. BOTH: Wolves? 282 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 You're a bigtime lawyer, I'm about to do it big in Woodcrest, nigga. 283 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Uh-oh. The law say when the bicycle stop, You mean, like, wolf wolves? 284 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Oh, come on, you n-- Nincompoop. 285 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Come on, let's go! the wheels supposed to stop. Yeah. For some reason, wolves really like me. Okay, um, Frank. 286 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 MAN: Oh, shoot, he's fast! Watch out! 287 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 I was raised around wolves. You can't do that! Hey, come on. 288 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 I'm all, like, it's -- whatever. It, uh, wasn't really funny after that. 289 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 They get a bad rap, but really, You can't hear the movie. 290 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Mm-mm. GIRL: Welcome to if you aren't afraid to establish dominance, 291 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Yep, yep. All of 'em. Let's go. This is gonna be so much fun. I'm calling the police. Stop! 292 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Huh? That's right, y'all. Thugnificent bringing the 'hood 293 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 That's, uh... This is going to be... 294 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 OLD MAN: Can we bring in the Army? TOM: All right, Deers. 295 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Get out there and give him what you got. ...the worst day of your life. How long will we wait on the police to protect us? 296 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Uh, fascinating. I had my blinker on and everything. 297 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Oh, I didn't say she was cheating. My ass! 298 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 how long you been kickboxing? Fuck you, punk-ass, bougie-ass, hook-ass nigga! 299 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I'm bringing nunchucks. Can we bring in the Army?! Hey! Who turned off the motherfucking water?! 300 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 I'll beat your motherfucking ass, nigga! 301 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 This is a tragedy. Huh? Not exactly kickboxing, but it's kind of similar. 302 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 The white man ain't never done nothin' to nobody, 303 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 I say toss her groupie ass out the window 304 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Fuck with me, nigga, and I'll be popping a trunk 305 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 and let that ho stargaze from outside. 306 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 and he don't deserve this. You got some words of welcome 307 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Get my motherfucking Uzi. White Lotus? Now, Riley, there's never a place 308 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 That's the deadliest style there is. 309 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 for violence in a relationship. Hey, guys. What I got to do 310 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 People, calm down. 311 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Thug out with the homey. There sure seemed to be a place at the restaurant last night. 312 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 You never mentioned, uh, 313 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Man, you wanna be down with us? We've let the predators think we're weak. Mm-mm. Nappy-headed hos. 314 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Here, put these coats on. 315 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 She made you look like a bitch in front of Usher. You know what, motherfucker? 316 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Huh? 317 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Boy, watch your mouth. he was a Shaolin monk. I learned it from him. 318 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Probably started out charitable. Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you, old-ass nigga! 319 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Except for Flonominal and Macktastic, 320 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 GRANDDAD: Here you go. It was them Freeman boys. Then I ended up having to use it on him, 321 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 What is it? who I met through the label last year, 322 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 It's pinto beans and neck bones. You just mad at all this Thugnificence. 323 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 but we're like brothers, though. But, Granddad, she did make Mr. DuBois look like a bitch. 324 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Now put this meat loaf and gravy under your shirt. 325 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Yeah, I said it. Respect it, man! 326 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Why don't we just get treats from the concession stand? -Now, Ruckus, that's crazy. -If they're so innocent, 327 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 breathe it in, nigga. Bask in it. 328 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 but find a different way to say it. Man, I'm about rags to bitches, too. 329 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Next thing you know, 330 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 you rubbin' against that silky white skin. Oh. 331 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 It's about getting paper, my nigga. Now, where were we? You think I'm paying $20 for some popcorn? 332 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 RUCKUS: Yeah. Why wouldn't they? 333 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 But I don't know the non-curse way 334 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Have you heard of the Kumite? You must be out of your damn mind. 335 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 to say he got bitched. 336 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Humiliated, castrated, emasc-- Oh-- Oh, my God. Did you say Kumite? 337 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Are we allowed to bring in food? Now, Riley, I want you to know 338 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Well, I don't really know much about him, Of course we're allowed to. that even though we doin' it real grand, 339 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 I love talking to the police. but my two teenage kids are very excited. 340 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 It's my food, isn't it? I paid for it. We're gonna go check 'em out. if this rap shit don't work, we running up in nigga's houses. 341 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 That's all you get for free. 342 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 That means I can eat it when and where I want. Did-- Did anyone see who accosted this man? It's a mythical, invitation-only martial arts tournament 343 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 If you lost your ho to T.I., 344 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 You know what I mean? For real. Better believe that. I'd be like, "Hey, that's T.I." 345 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Boy, put this pot roast in your pants or you ain't eating. I got a date? I can't believe it. Riley, I started this team because when I was younger, 346 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 We're gonna be hittin' the streets, son, Oh, this is nothing. He's just getting started. and the dungarees with his name on the, um, pocket. 347 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 moving mad rock all day, is not a law-enforcement agency. 348 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 You better check that ho, Mr. DuBois. 349 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 You know what? You guys are right. But I didn't think the Kumite really existed. and there was that moment at the end, 350 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 No interrogations! living across the street from me. Shoot. 351 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 HUEY: Robert Jebediah Freeman Granddad, you don't skydive, MAN: Know what I mean? All day, son. 352 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 had sworn a lifetime intifada Paid too much money for my house. Funny-ass music. 353 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 It's really real. and they won. and ask them to join the neighborhood watch, 354 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 against the movie theater industry It was like a miracle moment. 355 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 and you never was a member of G-Unit. for exorbitant prices and poor customer service, 356 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 want to go to a basketball game just to see the game, And ever since then, I wanted to live that moment. 357 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 And let's all of us reach out to all our other neighbors 358 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Get 'em outta here. which, interestingly enough, 359 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Shakes, all that. Extra ketchup. come back with one of them NBA niggas out of sympathy? 360 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 did not stop him from going to see movies. on some faraway mysterious island. 361 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,000 "You need some napkins?" You feel me? MAN: Thugnificent and his cohorts, 362 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Okay, gang. Keep your eyes open. MAN: So, Mrs. Wong, 363 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 She wanted to be entertained. 364 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Open for what? formed the Lethal Interjection Crew 365 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 We're sneaking in. What the fuck is you talking-- ? What the fuck was that? 366 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 They were terrible. Oh, the white woman's got a big heart. 367 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 That's not true, little baby. Kind of like one of them 368 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 beating him senseless with a nine iron, 369 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 I bought my tickets online. Scout's honor. "Booty-Butt Cheeks." I wasn't thinking about it when I did it. 370 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 stealing his wallet and driving his car 371 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Look. Granddad. They cover room and food. Everything. 372 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 We ended our season last year I got some money saved. The movie will be on me. 373 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 multimillion-dollar major-label deal, 374 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Correct. with the worst record in the league. 375 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Now, you put that away, boy. Let's just go to the initiation. 376 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 These movie devils ain't getting The first test is the agreeability test. and a new album, "Rags to Bitches." 377 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 any more of our money. You get to catch up with old friends, 378 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Before you are a member of the team, 379 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Mm-mm. see some really good matches, get a tan. Now, Mrs. Wong, let me ask you a question. 380 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Uh...Mr. Freeman? 381 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Ask the question, Miss von Hausen. We can win, Riley. Good times. 382 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 The way I'm looking at it, I'm picking up where 383 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 It says, "No outside food," little girl. Good times. The Kumite is supposed to be 384 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 What's good, nigga? Is your granddad home? 385 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 That's why we keep it inside our clothes. 386 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 VON HAUSEN: Mr. Freeman, a death match, right? You ever killed anybody? 387 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 This is the movement that says, you know -- Are you sure this is legal? 388 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Hey. Everybody has to die sometime. Hm. Granddad. Mr. DuBois' at the door. 389 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Now, as you know, we've had some home invasions recently. "Don't grow up and act like a fucking fool all the time, 390 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Okay, everybody, look alive now. Here's our chance. 391 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Call my agent, man. You's a bitch. 392 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 and you can still make it up out the 'hood -Mm-hm. -We were concerned to hear 393 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 and enjoy everything that life has to offer." 394 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I understand you need your job, that you refused to talk to the police. Yo, it's blazing, son. That shit is incredible, kid. 395 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 but you're still a human being with dignity. 396 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 I would love to let you crash, Finish him. 397 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 KIDS: Throw it to me, throw that ball. 398 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Yeah, I mean, look at this uniform, man. No snitchin'. 399 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I look like a fucking dork. 400 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Why would they make me dress like this? You've also refused our previous invitations I would just turn up the bass a little higher in the monitor -- 401 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 What did I do to them, huh? 402 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 to join the neighborhood watch, You should take action. I didn't come to practice. You never called my agent. 403 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 and we could use your support. Nobody give a fuck what your dumb ass think. 404 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Ah. What can I do? I thought that was a joke. Oh, no, no. 405 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Give me this motherfucker. Our motto is: Neighbors watching neighbors. 406 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Thank you so much, Robert. 407 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Get your ass up out of here, you hook-ass nigga. 408 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 See, boys? See why 409 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Robert Freeman. You know him, right? Have you ever thought about forming a union? Fuck your court! MAN MAN 410 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Oh, I'm watchin', all right. I'm watchin' this neighborhood 411 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 What's a "union"? RUCKUS: It's like somebody threw a million dollars 412 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Get the fuck up out of here with that bullshit. 413 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 MAN: Hey, hey, hey! Hey! become a bunch of damn tattletales. I mean, they can only hang you once, right? 414 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 MAN MAN I paid. I got my ticket. 415 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Good one, granddad. I got mine today and that joint is wack. 416 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah, yeah. I got a ticket for you. 417 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 You killin' 'em. Anyway, Riley, what do you think? 418 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 A one-way ticket to "Get the hell Property was stolen, Mr. Freeman. Well, we can't live next to their kind. 419 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 out of here, negro" land. 420 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Go on! Move it! Come on, now, you're leaving me hanging. 421 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 The sanctity of our community was violated. 422 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 I ain't gonna stand for it. 423 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 ALL: We gotta go to the bathroom. 424 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Tough titty. We were here first. Right. 425 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 I ain't got time for this bullshit. Oh... 426 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 TOM: Well, I'd sell my house if I thought I'm not feeling the name. Nope. 427 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Nigga, you gay. it was still worth anything. 428 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 How about that? I don't care how good you are, I'm not changing the name. 429 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Why don't you just invite them over for dinner See it's burnin' me to hold onto this. 430 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Another victory of the common man 431 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 and get to know one another? Suit yourself. HUEY: Meanwhile, I couldn't 432 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 over corporate greed. Uh, real good? 433 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 You're not advancing any struggle RUCKUS: Sorry he touched you, Miss von Hausen. They ain't never gonna get 434 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 that an evil force was gathering. 435 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 by being cheap, Granddad. She ain't say nothing about no damn 436 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 MACKTASTIC: What's happening, nigga? that dream you promised them and for what? 437 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I'll advance my belt on your behind Next is a test of courage. 438 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 if you don't shut your ass. Where the chicken wings and the doughnuts at? One man's ego? Sad. Good luck. 439 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Oh, my God. You almost touched Miss von Hausen! 440 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 What the fuck you got to eat in this bitch, nigga?! 441 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 I didn't pay to get in the movie. MAN: Nah, you ain't crazy. ALL: Bye, Riley. 442 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 I love you 443 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Uh, yes, we did. I -- I ordered my tickets online. Huey, what are we gonna do? 444 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 It's just, I feel like this 445 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Who got the neck bones? You gonna tell her to get out. 446 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 No, you didn't. I'm not telling her to leave. 447 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 is coming to an end. 448 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 We snuck in. She hit me with one of them exploding nutsack techniques. 449 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Ghostface Killah isn't even dead. 450 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 We stole a movie. Tom agreed to allow Riley to design the uniforms 451 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Now, who makes the rules? She's not a kung fu master. She's crazy. 452 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 that goofy-looking motherfucker is coming back. 453 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Grownups, right? Shit. Then you go kick her ass out. 454 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Your granddad's nigga moment ain't dead yet. 455 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 And I'm grown up, and I say it's okay. 456 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 But what am I supposed to do? 457 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 We're gonna get caught. Hey. I'm willing to stay in the bathroom all night. 458 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 We're gonna get caught. If death can't stop Stinkmeaner, what can? 459 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I should call my daddy and turn myself in. 460 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Yeah, yeah. Think about it. Peace. 461 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Oh, yeah? You gonna tell him You two just...stay here. 462 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 -Shh-shh-Shh. 463 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 what you came to see, huh? 464 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 That's my boy! That's my boy-- Okay. I gotta use the bathroom anyway. 465 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I bet he'd like to know that. 466 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 What the hell going on out here? Go, Ball-a-Holics! Go! 467 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Maybe I should make a phone call. RUCKUS: Oh... 468 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 No. Please, no. Uh-oh, everybody, keep an eye on your wallet. 469 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Good. Now just calm down. You must be crazy. You gotta let your thing go. 470 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 RUCKUS: Mm-hm. 471 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Try some mashed potatoes. Who got the popcorn? What up, dawg? 472 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 ED: If you had a headset like mine, Look here, old dog. 473 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 I do, Granddad. GRANDDAD: I ain't letting my stuff What, what, what? 474 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 and some Johnny Mathis. 475 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 WOMAN: So where's he at now? Nah, baby, I'm still here. 476 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Ow! Hey. 477 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 What the hell is wrong with you? 478 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Watch it, boy, don't step on my roses. 479 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 No. What am I gonna do with raw popcorn? 480 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 VON HAUSEN: What was that? Let me call you back. 481 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 You're gonna ruin my dentures. Tip-off there, right, straight in the hands of Young Reezy. 482 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Whew. Damn, can't watch a movie without popcorn. Hey. How's Robert? Is everything okay? 483 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 GRANDDAD: Show them what you got. 484 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Heh. Word down at the gym is that he done wore 485 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 MAN Hey! Now I gotta spend all my damn money 486 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 MAN Yeah! I gotta deal with 487 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 on a bucket of popcorn. 488 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Now, it's date night and you know the rules. I see you, homey. Go ahead, nigga. 489 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Hear that? Sounds like niggas. 490 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 You get in that room. Ride it out, nigga. 491 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Told you. I don't care if you hear scream 492 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 USHER: Thank you. It was really hard. 493 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 RUCKUS: What you see, Miss von Hausen? 494 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 When your feeling Find a way to get some hoes over here. 495 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 It's just...I had heard 496 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Shit, he -- he just hatin' 'cause, see, MAN: Do it, man. 497 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 You gotta let it go 498 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Still dribbling now, there's some impressive dribbling. 499 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Mm. Hm! 500 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 WOMAN: Why don't you call her, then? 501 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Jumpin' like it used to Maybe you would like a demonstration? Keeping the other kids off guard, still, uh-- 502 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, shit! 503 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Honey, I'm home. Uh, wait. Yo, word to mother, 504 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 RUCKUS: Buck 'em down, Miss von Hausen! 505 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 friendly sparring match? Let it burn 506 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 We're takin' fire! Run! I know a lot of girls on Myspace. 507 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Oh, yeah! I mean, I don't really pay much attention to 'em, though, Pass. 508 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 -RUCKUS: Get them negroes! -ED: They shootin'! 509 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 It's best 'cause I be's all about my paper. 510 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 No, no, no, I'm still here. Yo, can I still come over? It's when you let go of the ball and give it to someone else. 511 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Tom, what's gotten into you? 512 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 or grown-up girls and shit? Of her being with someone-- 513 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Come on. You want some of this? Come on. 514 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Oh. Help me. Man, grown up. They got little pictures of each one, too, 515 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 MAN: Car! TOM: Riley, pass! 516 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Oh, Tom! 517 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Get 'em, Miss von Hausen! And you can reach these hoes 518 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 That's the way! Wait, Miss von Hausen. 519 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 I'm gonna make it do what it do. and tell 'em to come over here and get bucked-naked? 520 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 and I live across the street. I'll give you anything. Ah! 521 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 SARAH: Oh, Tom! Goddamn. Enough with the dribbling. 522 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Come on, now! Buck 'em down! 523 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Yeah, that's my granddad. 524 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 RUMMY: Riley! Hey, Riley, look, man, 525 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 ANNOUNCER: Don't steal movies. 526 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Come on, Riley, take it to the hoop. 527 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I need somewhere to hide. Niggas are shootin', man. Let's... 528 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Niggas are shootin'? ED: Hey! get out while we can. Riley, attack the basket! Go! 529 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 This the car that got pimped out by Xzibit. 530 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I just wanna say that I like your music. 531 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Say, motherfucker, you on the phone or you talking to me? Riley, shoot. Why won't he shoot the ball? 532 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 And, uh, you know, this is my turf over here, 533 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Hello? 534 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 I'm talkin' to Riley. 535 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 SARAH: It's Sarah. Oh, he's got the look on his face. 536 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 GRANDDAD: Damn. Hey, y'all see the new rims I got on my bike? Towards the goal, got the dribble. 537 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 computer genius and shit -- Oh, wait. 538 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 come into my house and try to destroy my place. Large freshly popped popcorn, please. And lots of butter. This thing has a push-button starter like a racecar. 539 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I ain't on your nuts, though. 540 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Want me to ask them to come over? to her recital practice at 3, right? 541 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Beautiful arc on that ball. 542 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Anything else? 543 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Yes. 544 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I asked for butter on it. Oh, man. Respect, little partner. Looks like it may have just enough 545 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Butter's over there. Well, I'm in the studio with Snoop Doggy Dogg 546 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Hey, this little nigga's all right, y'all. MACK: Say, baby girl. Hey, boo, check it out. 547 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Are you doing the music video thing again? 548 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I don't wanna put the butter on it. Why can't you do it? No-ho-ho-ho. Lionel Richie's ex-wife. 549 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Whoa, whoa! What y'all doin'? off the table. 550 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Gotta go, honey. Bye. 551 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 You're supposed to put the butter on it. You know your mama taught you better than that, WOMAN: Uh-uh. 552 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I don't wanna put the butter on it. ghetto-ass nigga. That's kind of embarrassing after that buildup. 553 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 I'm already paying $20 for this bullshit popcorn. Well, fuck you then, bitch. Bucket-mouth ho. 554 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I'm still burnin' and Brenda Richie had just caught Lionel in bed 555 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 But how about, uh, tomorrow, cutie pie? 556 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 I will not demean myself Y'all can't take my granddad's car. Well? Not bad for short notice. 557 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 ...in the Jacuzzi? by putting butter on popcorn. 558 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Stop, Ed. 559 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 So -- So am I in the crew? Why? It's really easy. Why? 560 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Don't want to STINKMEANER: Ha! Goes straight up in his face and-- Ooh, a swish. 561 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Because I don't work at the movie theater, that's why. 562 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 What the--? Come back tomorrow, partner. Yeah, yeah. 563 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 You're supposed to put the butter on it. Gotta hurt a kid's soul right there. Who's out there? Boys! Boys, help me. 564 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 LIONEL: Don't-- Hyah! 565 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 If I go to Burger King and order a cheeseburger, 566 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Bruise you Ow! 567 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 they don't make me put the cheese on it, do I'm gonna get a chain. 568 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Let it burn 569 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Oh, of course. Now I get it. I see, I see. Just 'cause your skin is light, bright, 570 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Let it burn So then I say to R. Kelly, 571 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Gotta let it burn 572 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 and two shades from being white, "Did you wash your hands?" 573 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 You don't understand how bad a nigga need a chain. 574 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Hey, for real? On the real? you think you too good to butter your own popcorn. ass whipping. 575 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Yo, this little nigga funny, man. Riley now on defense, coming up behind, and-- 576 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Oh 577 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 This little nigga like everything in my life would be perfect. Well, you wrong, Lando Calrissian. 578 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Charlie Murphy or some shit, man. 579 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Oh, sweet Jesus! Hey, man. This your brother? 580 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Damn it, Ruckus. Y'all gonna put some butter on this popcorn. 581 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 It's burning. Upside his nose. Oh, Lordy Lord. 582 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Yo, nigga. Your brother told us TOM: That's your man. Ho-ho, look at that fadeaway. 583 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 VON HAUSEN: He saw it! He saw everything. 584 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 how you be all into reading and shit. 585 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Hey, Tom. Shut the fuck up. 586 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Hyah! Tom, go away! I'm gonna call the police. 587 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 GRANDDAD: Boy, watch your mouth. 588 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Did you hear that? Nigga, you know that wasn't no chain. That was a necklace. 589 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 We put our lives on the line every day to make movies, GRANDDAD: Oh, it was terrible. Terrible. 590 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Riley up again-- Man, I can't hear nothing over Granddad's gay-ass music. 591 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Damn it. Hurry up, boy. Tell us who did it. 592 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Now, you're gonna tell me who stole my car and then people come along and steal all that hard work. 593 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Man. I can't wait for niggas to start hating. I can't wait. Look out, new message. 594 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Uh-oh. or I'm gonna get my belt or a 2x4 and go upside your head! 595 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Who would do something like that? Brenda Richie knew kung fu. 596 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Word. You know what I mean? You know, that reading shit, 597 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I hate to laugh at an 8-year-old, folks. A terrible, awful human being that no one will ever love. 598 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 you generate from those around you? you know what I mean, it's hard, son. 599 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Could be worse. Hey, if niggas ain't mad at you, then you doin' something wrong. 600 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 That's who. Word. You know what I mean? Word. 601 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 You know what I mean? Especially when them books be I'm so sorry, Mr. Stuntman. 602 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 By that definition, then, you have a very bright future. 603 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I pays for my car! you know what I mean, you know, 604 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 really thick and heavy-like, you know what I mean? 605 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Thank you for that perspective, Huey. I ain't getting it for him neither. Nope. Thanks, man. 606 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Word. You know what I mean? All the greatest basketball players have always been white. 607 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Hey. Get to the flick. 608 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 No problem. Why would he send a message from--? I say make a man wait until he's resentful. of impeccable character, 609 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 What happened to the movies? This doesn't seem to be a place for kids. 610 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Y'all should be ashamed. In the street. What streets? 611 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 That always works. What the hell? Tom, what's going on? 612 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Why is it when I order a soda pop, We got PlayStation and Xbox, nigga. I do hereby announce that Riley Freeman 613 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 I get a empty cup? Think it's gonna be weird now that I beat up his grandson? 614 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I didn't order a empty cup. Mm-mm. I can't do it, Granddad. I can't talk to the po-po. 615 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 And we got Incredible Hulks, nigga. 616 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 I ordered a soda pop. is officially part of the Lethal Interjection crew. 617 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 And what asshole started putting commercials in movies? Tell Granddad. He's not the police. All the kids is welcome, motherfucker. 618 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 I can see commercials at home on TV. STINKMEANER: Oh, you running? Okay. Let's hear the story one more time. 619 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000 So this is the message you want to send 620 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Okay, let me get this right, now. Bullshit. And the bathroom stink. Clean the fucking bathroom! 621 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 You promise not to tell? My cousin, Elliot, in California 622 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 to the young youth out here like myself Oh, my goodness, some black people are crazy. will now transfer to you. 623 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 I'm not gonna take it anymore! passed away very suddenly while working out. 624 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Get your drunk ass outta here. I pay too much damn money for these movie tickets 625 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 and not love these ho's, huh? Now, just remember what you represent 626 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 W-w-w-what's all this? Oh! Ahhh! when you have it on, and be proud of it. 627 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 to butter my own motherfucking popcorn! 628 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Is this what's hot right now in the streets? There isn't a single member of the Lethal Interjection crew 629 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Goodness gracious to life. 630 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Yeah, let's say that. We weren't very close. It's only popcorn. How am I gonna get my butter beans? 631 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Tom, what's wrong with you? that isn't ready to die for his chain, nigga. 632 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 You're just gonna go on and quit. All for some white girl who left you for an RandB dancing-ass, 633 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 You on that stuff? Snap out of it, Tom. Well, I was excited seeing you out there. 634 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 sexy-flexy- ass nigga? Uh, yeah. 635 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 When did you get here? Cocaine's a hell of a drug. 636 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Huh? Well... No thanks. 911 emergency. I'll hold. 637 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 I'm sorry. Except for Leonard. 638 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 But he's bitch-made. Well, I been at the ticket window all day long, that's why Daddy is Uh, okay. 639 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Your chain, my nigga. 640 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 and I don't remember you buying no ticket, Don't snitch, Granddad. 641 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Under no circumstances do you change that story. Oh, so that's what practice is for. 642 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Robert Freeman. They don't know nothin' unless you tell 'em. 643 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Uh, I-I-I got my tickets online. Yeah. 644 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 TOM: Now, remember, Riley, Aha! A damn lie. GRANDDAD: Damn it! Damn it. Come here. 645 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 "Ahhh" ain't my name. 646 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 I ain't never met a nigga MAN: Sir, please release the child. people walking around Winning is about teamwork. 647 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 smart enough to use a personal computer. Release the child. TOM: You're choking him out! where they don't want them to be, I remember my senior year at Princeton. 648 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Not even a Macintosh. eating outside We beat Chris Webber and Michigan with teamwork. 649 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 HUEY: Stinkmeaner. 650 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 being the driving force Uh... when they think they should be inside at a table. 651 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 behind the "stop snitching" movement, Today is Fidel Castro's birthday. 652 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 They still show the highlights of that game sometimes. You'll never take me alive, you punk-asses. 653 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Oh. Are you sure? And I'm in charge of the birthday party. 654 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 RUCKUS: Stop him! Wait, you don't mean the-- 655 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Come on, come on. So I gotta fly out there. 656 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 You filed a complaint against me, old man?! He went this-a way. In 2000, rapper Gangstalicious reportedly assaulted 657 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 I mean, you like it here, don't you, Daddy? 658 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 You filed a complaint against Thugnificent? 659 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 This is a... And I'm taking y'all with me 660 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 with a tennis racket 661 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Mm-hmm. in the first-class cabin on the ass-whupping express. 662 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 and a bottle of Hennessy on the set of a music video. for Fidel Castro's birthday party that I'm planning, 663 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 I don't know what we're gonna do, but we gotta do-- Rap beef, nigga. Punk-ass motherfucker. 664 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Whew. Did I miss anything? 665 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Mr. Freeman... Guinness refused to cooperate with authorities. like I said earlier. Eh-heh. Yeah. 666 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I don't wanna steal the movie. A nigga's nuts in your face? 667 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Guys. I just wanted to thank you 668 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I wanna go home! Wow. 669 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Yeah. Shh! 670 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 for letting me stay here. I thought you were gonna tell me you thought I was crazy, 671 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 What's wrong with you? and you didn't want to see me again, like the others. 672 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 I wanna go home. No, but it ain't look like you won. 673 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Not at all, Tom. 674 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 You wasn't saying that back at the house, was you? Drop the beat, drop the beat, ugh. 675 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Well, that is not what winning is about. 676 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Bring it on, Huey. Was you? Because you wanted to see Soul Plane 2. 677 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 I'm enjoying this time with you. Are you kidding? 678 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 mmm, delicious 679 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Well, this is how we see Soul Plane 2. Thugnificent's rags-to-bitches story so I'm saying... 680 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 no doubt we gonna win this In fact, I was just telling Huey I repeat, the terrorist said his name is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 681 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Ooh. I got an idea. 682 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 I smacked Johnny Guinness I would love to pursue a romantic relationship you. 683 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 and he's demanding that we -- in the super-elite suburb of Woodcrest. 684 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Tom. Get down here. Definitely. I'll call you 685 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Hell, no, I ain't fitting to ask him 686 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Several of the neighborhood's black residents for his motherfucking autograph. STINKMEANER: Whoo, come on. 687 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 filed a complaint 688 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 HUEY: An hour into the movie, 689 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 And Fidel. I wasn't sure how much more I could take. 690 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 MAN: We out of food, but we got 691 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Let me ask you something. 692 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 How did it make you feel 693 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Yo. Look out. 694 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Pass this bag of potato chips around. knowing that this neighborhood's black residents 695 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Tom was facing an all-out revolt. 696 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 didn't want you here? Please take one. Pass it... 697 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 TOM: Please, people! Riley Freeman will talk. 698 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 He's in here. I know Robert. 699 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000 To be stabbed in the back by your own people? 700 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 He don't miss a coon flick. 701 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 And this, sir, is an intervention. ALL: Bye. 702 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 What is it? What's happening? 703 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 An intervention? Your friends have Superb, homey. Exemplary. Maybe about 30 years. 704 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Shh. Don't make a sound. Butch Magnus Milosevic. 705 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 I feel sorry for 'em, though, 706 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 from chronic bitch dependency, Mr. DuBois. To no more weekend visits by crazy Internet women. 707 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 STINKMEANER: All right, here we go. Butch Magnus? Crazy Butch Magnus? 708 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 May I call you Tom? where they came from. 709 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Is this some kind of joke? 710 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I promise you, Riley will talk soon. You don't know where I came from. 711 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Tom...bitch dependency 712 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 and being a real team player. : Ooh. Damn. I'm from a small town called 713 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 is no laughing matter. with the Fidel Castro story. 714 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Let's go check Madea's Bat Mitzvah. 715 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, Get your bars up, nigga. 716 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 MAN: Attention, please, passengers. Hey. Put that camera back over here. He's got that look in his eye, passes it off to his teammate. 717 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 your health, and scary enough, even your money. 718 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 your granddaddy is a master of deception. If you left the toilet seat up in the restroom... 719 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 ...faggot boy. 720 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 It's a disease, Tom. It makes me sick to think of him. I'm gonna vomit now. : Fidel Castro's birthday? 721 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 MAN: Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! 722 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Wait. What was your name again? That's it, Riley. Nothing fancy. 723 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 RILEY: Otherwise known as "One-Punch" Butch. 724 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Well, thank you for asking. GRANDDAD: Yeah! You think he was lying? 725 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Officer, I'm sorry. STINKMEANER: Whoa! Yeah, I got you now. All I know is you drove all them hours 726 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 I didn't mean to steal from the stuntman. I don't believe it. This kid has the heart of an 8-year-old. 727 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Get off me, you bitch ass, you faggot ass! 728 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Wait. "A pimp"? and then ask for your shit all after the fact. MACKTASTIC: Eat a sack of baby dicks, 729 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Named Slickback. 730 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 What kind of sandwich is this? was withholding information. 731 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Yes. Please say the whole thing if you would. Goodness gracious alive. 732 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 GRANDDAD: Not the lamp. No. 733 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 What were you about to do? You gotta give him props on that one, folks. 734 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 You were about to rat on us, weren't you? Alright, let's get into something brand new, What are you listening to? 735 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Props all around. This is what the movie theater industry wants, Jazmine. 736 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Yes, Tom. Every time. 737 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 STINKMEANER: I'm a-kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little chest-bump action-- 738 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Us fighting against each other. that's my boy, my friend, Thugnificent. 739 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 You beat me in the parking lot. King Kong ain't got nothing on me. 740 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 You're right. Now, you listen here, you little bitch. Oh-ho-ho-ho, no. There's no turning back now. 741 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I-I don't think I need any help And just so you know, 742 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 I'm gonna ask you some real simple questions, 743 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 You're in it all the way. STINKMEANER: I want my parking space. from the Jesus, Mary and Joseph Academy for Boys 744 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 and I want some real simple answers. 745 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Now you're gonna get your little narrow, high-yellow ass Coach Tom for believing in me-- It isn't until August 13th. 746 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 And by Give me this shit. 747 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 back into the theater and enjoy Soul Plane 2. Now, you pulled into the garage and went into the house at 9:15? 748 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 you mean a pimp? 749 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 And it's got my main man, 750 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Boy, play defense! Nate "Doggity" Dogg, on the hook. I...wanna...go...home! 751 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Uh, look, I'm not trying to insult you. Uh-oh. 752 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 He lied to me. If I'm not mistaken, it was 9:15. motherfucker. 753 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Shut up. All right, folks, we are back in the thick of it now. Mm-hm. You see, girl? 754 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 You're ruining my innocence! 755 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Riley, two defenders on him, Shut up. So you pulled into the garage 756 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 That's why I'm by myself. passes to his teammate, up, and good. 757 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 MAN: I expected to fly first-class. 758 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 and went into the house at 9:15? 759 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 I wanna go home. You better not get rid of it. 760 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 MAN 2: Well, you ain't in first class. 761 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 This is a well-oiled machine, folks-- 762 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Why we gotta put the nigga in my bed? You don't see me running around lookin' for a bitch. 763 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Ooh, another two points. 764 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 then she must be nutty as squirrel shit. I looked at my watch, and -- and, yes, mm-hm, mm, 9:15. 765 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I know where all my bitches are, 766 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Look at this. He's possessed by the ghost of Stinkmeaner. Score, 16 to 4. 767 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 So you're telling me, definitely, Granddad. What's wrong with Jazmine? And by everything else, I mean her looks. She was fine. 768 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 that you pulled into the garage 769 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Boy, don't nobody listen to you. Uh-oh. Looks like someone caught a beat-down. : I'm out here 770 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 She couldn't look that good. She was black. and went into the house at 8:15? 771 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 She's fine. Watch the movie. 772 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 That's what the hell I thought. But I guess if you put lipstick and a wig on a monkey, 773 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Thank you, Grandma. Folks, things are looking bright and cheery What if he pees in the bed or vomit, or shoots a deuce? 774 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Oh, that's crazy. 775 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Now look at you: bitchless. it could look good too. 776 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 He sucker-punched me. Hm? A bully, huh? 777 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Look at this. I...wanna...go...home. 778 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Well, there's only one way to deal with bullies. Now, you see something. You know you done fucked up, right? 779 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 HUEY: Granddad had to be stopped. 780 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 I've had enough. I'm going back upstairs. Oh. Whoa, looks like he could have used A monkey in lipstick and a wig. 781 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Tom is possessed by an evil spirit 782 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I'm gonna put an end to this... a little help on that one. GRANDDAD: No! I said, no. 783 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Tom, when we first let you stay here, 784 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 LUNA: I found him. or die trying. 785 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 He's in a park with another man. I said I pulled into the garage at -- 786 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 HUEY: And so did this movie. Steal your bike, your chain. 787 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 WOMAN: Ooh, see. What did I tell you? 788 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 And one day, I had enough. 789 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Fortunately, I thought of a way to do both. See? That's exactly why I don't have a man. 790 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 You know you done fucked up, right? It's shine time, folks, but all that glitters is-- 791 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 And I had a gun. But you know what? It's only been two days. Coming. 792 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 I didn't want to use my gun. 793 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Nigga, hush. You're living under my roof now. TOM: You're not even looking 794 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Move, nigga. 795 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 He made that a whole lot harder than needed. Where you going? They're looking for us. But without Riley talking, the cops had nothing, 796 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 You know what? I know a great therapist. 797 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 And in his face. Huey, come back. 798 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 I'll make an appointment today. It's all that stuff they do to their hair. 799 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 That... And -- And I had a friend named Smokey. 800 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Oh, this is crazy. Colored folks are something. RILEY: I know y'all seen niggas with spinning rims, right? And then I grabbed myself a brick -- 801 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Well, hello, cutie pie. 802 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 But check it, check it, check it. Granddad, you didn't live that. That's from that movie, Friday. 803 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Don't worry, we still ahead. we've already paid Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback 804 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 I'm sayin', on a bike, though. 805 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Well, hello. 806 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 a retainer of $2500. I don't think his friend likes the sisters too much. 807 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 HUEY: My plan was to get to the projector room 808 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 if that makes any sense. Robert, you shouldn't have. WOMAN: Ha! Heh. Oh-- Oh! 809 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 and destroy the print of Soul Plane. No, Riley, no! 810 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 With your credit card. 811 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 This kid sure can dribble, but he shoots like shit. 812 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 That's exactly why I don't have a man now. Oh. 813 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 BOY: Dude, that is really sweet. Man, niggas... Somebody get me out of here. 814 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I was rushing, and-- A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK: Did you know That's like a sweet piece of -- 815 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Oh, I think men who are comfortable with their bodies 816 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Heh-heh. They just mad... 817 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Me too, baby. First, I had to go to the bathroom. 818 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 with a genetic predisposition are very sexy, 819 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Oh, well. At least I got that crazy bitch out of my house. 820 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 RILEY: I be like, ugh! Ugh! to absolute crap in no time at all. 821 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 to bitch dependency, Tom? 822 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 One problem black people have with snitching What, you thought I wouldn't come see you? 823 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 And exactly when did you become a relationship counselor? What did he say? 824 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 You thought you wouldn't go get the taste Jazmine, you're missing all the best parts. 825 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Well, sharing this pimp knowledge He told his friend I'm crazy. 826 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 the defense for the Ball-a-Holics I'm not watching a stolen movie. And I like to cook, mostly pork. 827 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 just isn't there. for an exorbitant fee is my way of giving 828 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Oh, well. If you don't wanna laugh. You better fall back, nigga. 829 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Over to Riley, something back to the community, Tom. 830 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 I like to clean too. Wow. You can't beat me. I'm Butch Magnus. 831 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 I want to help you, Tom. I do. 832 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 You know what you should do? Oh, that's crazy. What's so funny? 833 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 But I need you to help me... You real good when you come out of nowhere 834 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 See? I told you I could do it. Oh, nothing. Hilarity just ensued, that's all. 835 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 No. and sucker punch a nigga. 836 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 It did? Yeah, that's more the feds' thing. 837 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Huh. but apparently for no good reason. 838 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 "Help me help you." Yeah, okay. 839 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 You see anything weird, you just give us a call, 840 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Oh. Oh. Oh! Robert Freeman! 841 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 all right, buddy? Heh. Okay. The scoreboard tells the tale. 842 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 That was funny. 843 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Darling, all the women of my cultu-- 844 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 MAN: Hey, Bernard! You snitch-ass motherfucker! 845 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Hm? Ah. STINKMEANER: Come here and fight like a man, 846 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Granddad, you home? 847 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Say it. "Bitch." Yeah. Bitch. Huey? 848 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Uh, yes, we've gotta call her that, Tom. I don't hear anything. Hey. Where's Granddad? 849 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah? RUCKUS: It's about impossible 850 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I'm sorry. After what she's done, STINKMEANER: I know you hear me, Robert! I don't like losing. 851 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 in this dark theater. 852 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 not callin' her a bitch would be disrespectful to you. Man, tell me you didn't think that was hot. 853 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Yo. I think we need to shake the spizzot. Well, then, stop beating yourself. 854 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 I will not be ignored! Got a possessed nigga here, 855 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000 he was charged with conspiracy Huh? What? 856 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Now please continue, Tom. You gonna hate on it 857 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 and sentenced to a month in jail. Yeah? 858 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Well, my wife, Sarah-- You still a bitch. 859 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 GRANDDAD: Can't believe these little, young kids You need to stop with the hate crimes, granddad. 860 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 I mean-- She's the best woman in the world. 861 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Forget Jazmine. Let's go. But we couldn't. 862 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Did you tell her that you got two sets of genitals? ANNOUNCER: And at shooting guard, 863 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 That was that nigga from Friday, She the weak link. She'll slow us down. 864 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 We've had a great life together until now. I just want to have a friendly chat 865 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 she's currently the league high-scorer. I mean, how could we? Look, she a little girl. A vagina and a coochie. Oh, that's a conjunction. 866 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 gonna drink me a Red Bull, then I'm gonna wake up 867 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 before this gets outta hand. The Blond Bomber, Cindy "Fearsome" McPhearson. 868 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 They're not gonna give her no real time. You know what? Fuck them. 869 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 She do what? A couple months, tops. 870 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 They can make all the silly little videos they want. I did everything I could, but if Riley doesn't talk, 871 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 But we both got priors. We gots to go. 872 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Oh-- Oh, that? That's just the television. 873 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 they're both gonna be charged tomorrow. 874 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Come on, Granddad. We running out of time. they'll be out of the neighborhood. 875 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Looking at the white girl is a foul. 876 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Sometimes, Speaking to the white girl is a technical foul. This is real talk, nigga. 877 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Yes, she is 878 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 in order to save the day, 879 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 people have to sacrifice themselves, 880 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000 What the hell is wrong with you? This ain't a movie, Riley. 881 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 you know what I'm saying? 882 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Ow. Ah. 883 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 You and Granddad about to go to jail. 884 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Oh, Air Marshal 50 Cent. GRANDDAD: Wait, no. That's just the TV. 885 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Game on. 886 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 You're so brave It's not the fact that you obviously have a man 887 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Uh-oh. to sacrifice yourself to save us. 888 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 I tried to stop 'em! Don't get picked by a girl, now. 889 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I don't think you want that, that ain't pretty. possessed by an evil spirit strapped to a bed upstairs. 890 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Not me, bitch. You. 891 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Oh! Wait! Oh. Oh. 892 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Shh. It's not? No. 893 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Fearsome takes the ball, 894 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Just go to sleep. It's the fact that you lied about it. 895 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 she goes past him and an easy lay-up. M-May I sit down over there next to Riley? 896 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK: It sounds to me, Tom, 897 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Huh? 898 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 like some of the passion Ha! 899 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 has gone out of your marriage. STINKMEANER: You better leave. You might wanna cop that, bro. 900 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Hey. Hold this. We be right back. Is that all you've got? 901 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 And turns out they're not so bad. : You've reached 902 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Okay. Why did you lie to me, Robert? 903 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Ooh, a fake pass behind his head, It's a normal thing in long-term relationships. 904 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 of the Catholic Church. You gonna give me my chain back. 905 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 goes around to the right side, up and good. If you know, you can tell me. I won't tell anybody. 906 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Uh, what lie? Exactly. See, what Marx is saying If you would like to report sexual abuse-- 907 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 You know what lie. 908 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 is that the oppression of the proletariat But, Tom. I thought we were in this together. 909 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Damn, there's got to be somebody we can call for an exorcism. 910 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 is an essential facet of the exploitation Jazmine, are you wearing a wire? 911 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 STINKMEANER: You is a bitch! 912 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 inherent in the system. Look, everybody lies. 913 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 So therefore, due to the class -- in quite a while. Step up, opens up and straight in. 914 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Me, too. 915 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 What the hell is this, a snitch-athon? 916 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 It means they care enough to spare my feelings. 917 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Man, there's snitches everywhere. 918 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Well, you were looking for hate. Way to go. 919 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 You little half-and-half. This is... really uncomfortable, 920 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Didn't know I'd be playing with a baby. 921 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Is that what you think? 922 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Instead of being Mr. Funny Nigga, so I'm just gonna mosey. 923 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 why don't you try being Did you know that at least 75 percent of bitches 924 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Mr. Help-A-Nigga-Go- Get-His-Chain-Back? 925 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Bottles. Hey there, boys. 926 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 suffer from some kind of hearing loss? Uh... 927 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I came as fast as I could. 928 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 This alarming statistic means that more likely than not, 929 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Riley, let the chain go. Ooh, this is uncomfortable. 930 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 So this is the plan... Uncle Ruckus. Goes around with two defenders on her-- 931 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 HUEY: Oh, man. 932 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Then he'll think I'm a punk and kick me out the crew. RUCKUS: Let's get this party started. 933 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 to communicate with a bitch. Hello? It's just rocks and metal. 934 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 STINKMEANER: Yeah. I got him. He's in there. 935 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 was a bear. You got bad credit, Robert! Now, remember, none of this was your fault. 936 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Whoa. What? Riley, you've got to calm down. 937 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 What--? What happened to my--? Is it worth getting hurt again? Yeah. RUCKUS: Removing an evil-nigga spirit 938 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Yeah, the problem is, we don't live in the future, Ed. This man took your weekend from you. 939 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000 If she say, "No," hit the bitch. Simple. Going to jail? Yeah. 940 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000 We live in the present. I'm gonna be cool, I'm gonna be cool. You talking about the granddad from the Thugnificent song? 941 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Getting killed? Yes, sir. But I-- I couldn't hit Sarah. 942 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 You gotta kill him. Got him. Got him. Got him. 943 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Oh-ho, shit. Damn. It's not a cybernetic ear. It's a fuckin' cellphone headset. 944 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Has not hittin' a bitch been working? 945 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 He's right there! has given us to fight niggas. 946 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 As she goes around him once again, Riley, defending-- 947 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I mean, scientifically speaking, A whip, a noose, a nightstick, a branding iron. 948 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 and that's what you're into -- has not hittin' the bitch achieved the desired results? 949 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Man, how'd it go? How'd that go? Ooh, a little finger roll there. Hey! 950 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 'cause your ass is old 951 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 No way. I just-- 952 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Have you seen that shit in the mirror? It's Tom. Keep your hand off that white girl. 953 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 I-- I-I can't. I-- I couldn't. 954 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 You look like you're going to a fuckin' comic-book convention. No. The answer is no! 955 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Tom. I won't. Right on time. 956 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Tom, Take a deep breath. that's some old bullshit. 957 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 See, I'm gonna make my own rap Hell no, I don't agree with Huey. It's okay. People have phobias. 958 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 STINKMEANER: You ain't right, Robert. Don't let nobody take nothing from you, boy. 959 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 That's a technical foul. 960 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 GUARD: Yeah. RUCKUS: The nigga will lie. Hey, yo. You never gonna guess who on the phone. 961 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Hold up, hold up. I'm getting a call. 962 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 you can't go upside a bitch's head. 963 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 And did you know that fool parked cars on my yard? Yeah. What's good, baby? 964 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Okay. We can beat this. 965 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 I'm gonna rap about that, too. You need glasses out there? 966 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I will butt-rape your grandfather Tom, this is my bottom bitch, If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance. 967 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 with this broomstick. 968 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 We can still win this. GRANDDAD: Boys, don't make any noise. Shh. 969 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Sweetest Taboo. I was wondering if you would be interested 970 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Now, she's gonna help you learn how to in rapping with me on this song? STINKMEANER: You all, uh, testicles 971 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 972 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 You gonna have to get in her head the way she's in yours. reestablish dominance at home. 973 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 I ain't seen no naked pictures, girl. 974 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Send them to my Sidekick. But no curse words. I gotta bag on her. 975 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Hello. Heh. Well, one day, he wins 976 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 And none of them crazy metaphors -- That's a great idea. Taboo will be playing the role of your wife. 977 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 There's powerful niggadry at work here. I'm Tom. May I speak to Robert or the boys, please? 978 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Now, approach Taboo, 979 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 None of that garbage. Just stick to the point. insulting that child to throw her game off? 980 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 grab her arm firmly 981 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 RUCKUS: Ah... Who's there, huh? 982 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Can I, um, use the bathroom? ...wrong house. 983 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Okay. I knew it. 984 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Sarah, get your behind-- Wow. That is so gangster. 985 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 There something wrong with your bathroom? 986 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 I been waiting on this day Um, this might seem strange, 987 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Oh, hush, boy. I can rap. Yeah, yeah, I'm still here. Motherfucker done shot me. 988 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 that, um, it smells like hot garbage? since your little uppity ass came into town. 989 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Do I have to call her a bitch, really? But you wanna know the brilliant Big Tank, please make it hot, player. 990 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 part of this story? Yes, Tom. You have to call her a bitch. 991 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 He didn't win no all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii. 992 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 GRANDDAD: I don't get it. she use a fitted sheet for a stocking cap. Yeah, this rap go out to Punknificent 993 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Trust me on this one. Oh, jeez. 994 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 I've done the research. Now, try again. 995 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Why your dumbass robbing people? Well, ha, this is awkward, but, um, how do I do this? Okay. 996 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 'Cause I'm an American. Shit. when she get out the car, the oil light come on. 997 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 It's the American way, man. Shit. So you spent, what, a thousand dollars 998 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Bitch, get your behind-- 999 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Is that all you got, nigga? I don't think that's gonna work. You won't kill me, Air Marshal 50 Cent. 1000 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Ass. and it reads: 1001 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 See, as I broke it down to Ed, pops, 1002 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 "Dear Tom, my granddad kicked a woman named Luna--" That's just the tip of this iceberg. 1003 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 You'll only die trying. if people don't have a need, then there won't be no demand, 1004 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 That would be you, heh-heh. Your mama's so ashy-- No. 1005 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Read, nigga, read! 1006 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 No! Miss Elderberry was talking about Cindy's mom. Kiss my ass, you little-dick, faggot motherfucker. 1007 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Or, uh, I'm, uh-- 1008 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 I'm original O.G. 1009 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Or... Turns out Ed and Rummy were breaking into homes You do whatever it takes, boy. Whatever it takes. 1010 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Or I'm gonna die... 1011 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 "Best regards, Huey Freeman. with Usher in the first place! 1012 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 trying. This motherfucker went YouTube? What I had heard was... 1013 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 What? What? 1014 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 You thought you was the only one Oh, come on, Ed, you gots to help me out. which was owned by Ed's grandfather. 1015 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 We may be locked in our rooms." who mastered the ancient and deadly art of the nunchaku? 1016 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 It's now tragically obvious Kidnapping? Uh -- I don't know, Riley. 1017 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 The irony is, Granddad had already signed up Oh, me and Robert patched things up. 1018 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000 My grandpops would be tripping, man. that reasoning with the bitch 1019 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 for Wuncler Security. Why don't you, you know, try something different, 1020 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 is not gonna work, Tom. Hey, yo, word to mother-- 1021 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 You have to hit her. Repeat after me the holy phrase: It's just that he goes on to say: 1022 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Oh, boy, you look mad. I'm scared now. 1023 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Oh, hey, hey, Mom. I am an assistant district attorney, for chrissake. 1024 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Heh. Well, now, y'all get it right next time. 1025 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Tom... and if the nigga don't have the chain on him, 1026 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 you have to get past this. Nigga, get your black ass outta here. get to regulatin' him, and make him tell you where it at. 1027 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 It's okay, faggot...really. Your mama got caught giving up neck RUCKUS: Yeah, take that 1028 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I see. See, faggot? She just gave you permission. 1029 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Hey, thanks for being so cool about this, pops. outta here. ED: Now, what I want you to do is think. 1030 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 This little old dude, Ma. Just one. 1031 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Ah. My chin-- You see that? "PPPS: Uh, be careful, she's very danger--" 1032 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Just think of these two grapes... Anyway, Granddad got his car back, and that was that. 1033 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Bitch is hittin' you. All right, lady. 1034 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Whoa! 1035 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Okay-- Ow! 'Cause I do. Mom, I'm in a meeting. 1036 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 You're definitely allowed by law to hit her now, Tom. ...as your two little itty-bitty kiddy testicles. ALL: Nigga, get your black ass 1037 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 It's self-defense. I didn't do anything. MASTER: Flawless victory. 1038 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Ooh-wee, your mama does cocaine when she thinks nobody around. 1039 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Okay? Sweetest Taboo, Hey, Ed, give your granddaddy my best. 1040 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Oh, okay, okay, cool. ALL: Nigga, get your black ass 1041 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Luna, this has gone far enough. 1042 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 I will. I'm gonna call you back, Mommy. 1043 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 This isn't an exorcism, it's a beating. 1044 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Uh-oh. Look out. I love you, too. 1045 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 This is my state-of-the-art surveillance center. Don't swear to God. I talk to God all the time, 1046 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 They did it. 1047 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Why does a pimp need a surveillance center? I was falling in love with you, Robert. 1048 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 ALL: Nigga, get your black ass Your parents are getting divorced Hey, are we gonna fuck this old-ass nigga up? 1049 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Here's 50. and waiting till after your birthday to tell. 1050 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Now, you know, I don't hate old people. Ah... you lying, stealing motherfucker. 1051 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 is state-of-the-art bitch surveillance. 1052 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Your mothers ain't shit. What others? Who are these others? 1053 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Come, negro-san. Them ain't no negroes! It couldn't be them. Looks like Riley is all up in her head, 1054 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Just 'cause you lived a long life, your wife's conversations and e-mails. Ed, can I talk to you outside? 1055 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 don't mean it can't come to a short end, nigga. 1056 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Daddy, I've got transcripts of all her conversations today. HUEY: Several hours later, very, very sad story of Luna. 1057 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 WOMAN: No way. Sixty-one, 44. 1058 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 No mention of Usher. 1059 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 I'm hacking into her e-mail now, What's up, world? This is Sway. I'm gonna crush your kiddy penis 1060 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 That was great, Granddad. 1061 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 with this hammer when I get back Law-enforcement sources have confirmed but, tsk, this computer is running a bit slow. 1062 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 if you don't tell me where that chain is at. Boy, I wish we could've seen the end of that movie. 1063 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 that two Cleveland teens have been arrested 1064 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 I don't know. he's got nigga in him. 1065 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 I feel bad for leaving Huey and what's-her-name. When I turned 17, I ran away to Hong Kong, 1066 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Bitch, don't start with that 1067 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 They knew the risks. 1068 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Ow! So they might do a little time. where I met Triad boss Kenny Woo, my first love. 1069 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 That's the wrong kid, Ed. You say that shit every time a new iMac comes out. GHOSTFACE: What the fuck is wrong 1070 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 We see 'em when they get out. I told you to grab Butch Magnus, 5'4", 130 pounds. 1071 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Uh...it doesn't seem right. One of the teens reportedly told police, 1072 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 You ain't slick. You better 1073 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 I'm going back and turning myself in. and what you gonna say to the cops? 1074 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 and stop playin' with me. Now, Billy is autistic but he sure loves basketball. 1075 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Turn yourself--? Man-- 1076 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Yes, Daddy. and that makes it cool." I gave you a picture, man. 1077 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Granddad, look, come on. It wasn't the last incident. 1078 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Someone stole my bike. I mean, I love Huey. Almost like a brother. 1079 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Does she have a MySpace page? I told you not to wash Can you just tell me what to do, so I can go to bed? Son, just go in there and have fun. 1080 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 my bloody ski mask with detergent But what's done is done. We got to let go of the past. 1081 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 attributed to the beef have broke out, Spinning, baby! 1082 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 You don't like the way I do it, then do your own kidnapping. I don't think Sarah would have a-- 1083 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 including two in Lithuania and one in Tokyo. 1084 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 If he don't come back, can I have his side of the room? 1085 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Huh. Spiritual. Look at you. 1086 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Uh, since when did she have a MySpace page? The AARP announced a boycott of Thugnificent's record label. 1087 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Nobody wants you but me. 1088 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Ah, come on, Granddad. Peace? Peace? Peace. 1089 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 You know what her password might be? you're paying top dollar. 1090 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 You supposed to be setting a better example. That's not fair. You grabbed the wrong kid. 1091 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 You without me equals shit. Stinkmeaner, you hate black people, don't you? 1092 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 You just wait till the manager gets here. could soon explode into more violence. Oh, I'm gonna take it easy on you, Rain Man. 1093 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 each other's middle names as passwords, You understand that, you ugly, fat bitch? 1094 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 I sure do. 1095 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 He gonna throw the book at both of y'all. Man, Thugnificent ain't telling nobody 1096 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 That's L-A-N-- Got it. I mean, I hate everyone in general, 1097 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 This is the worst day... Now, let me borrow your car. 1098 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Password is "Usher." Here we go. I don't even really see how someone could even No hope on this, and the ball goes straight up-- And in! 1099 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Nothin'. 1100 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 get something like that outta that song. Where's your bike? of my entire life. 1101 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 I said you was free to go, right? They're getting together at 3:00 1102 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 I wouldn't exactly call them people, but yeah. 1103 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Told you. what he's going through, The crowd is loving this kid. 1104 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 That's in an hour. We have to go. 1105 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Yeah, I have a deep distaste for Negroids. Three points plus 44 points equals 47 points, 1106 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Oh, so now you wanna make this I hope you got some insurance on those spinners. 1107 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Here's the guardian for the kids. Maybe you should go see a therapist. definitely 59 points minus 47 points You smell me? You know, 1108 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000 That's right, Ruckus. Right, right. And, Stinkmeaner, I bet you hate rap music. 1109 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 We snuck into the movie, too. equals 14 points to go. 1110 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 then going there won't help. My friend Nicole says it's men like you, Robert, 1111 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 We? You said you was gonna turn yourself in. who lie and avoid commitment. Thank you for not snitching! 1112 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 You know what I mean? 1113 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 No, no, man, I'm sick of this shit. I paid you $2000, and $500 as well. 1114 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Ladies and gentlemen, Heh-heh. "Stanky-booty." Please. Let the kids go. I'll take responsibility. 1115 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 what started as a simple disagreement between neighbors 1116 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000 I must say that's a brilliant observation, 'Meaner. 1117 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Now, Tom, I hope you can appreciate 1118 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Look like y'all all going down. 1119 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 our no-refunds policy. a nigga moment 1120 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 How about a complimentary date with Sweetest Taboo? 1121 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 The manager's not coming. generational tribalism. 1122 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Cinema's closed indefinitely. I knew you can do it. I knew you can, Billy. Yeah. 1123 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 No, no, no. Fortunately, a robust exchange of ideas has taken place, 1124 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Damn it, Luna. Stop being a victim. Looks like everyone walked out. Something about a union. 1125 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 and we're going now. Yeah, come on over here. 1126 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 and we are hopeful to having a resolution shortly. 1127 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000 What? The manager ain't coming? 1128 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Ohh... 'cause I was afraid you'd do something like this. 1129 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Thank you. 1130 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Well, call the police. And look. I was right. The ball stolen by Billy Mathews. 1131 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Don't take your past out on other people. The FBI. Homeland Security. 1132 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 A member of the Lethal Interjection crew 1133 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Yeah, bitch. Let's go. 1134 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 You mean, we gonna let was apparently the victim of a violent robbery 1135 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 What's a nigga want? Try to whup me. Billy Mathews, out of nowhere, this African hooliganism go unpunished? 1136 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Whup your ass, nigga. in the exclusive suburb of Woodcrest today. 1137 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 You have problems, Mr. Freeman, and you need help. You know who you messin' with, nigga? 1138 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 was autistic right now, doesn't it? And you can't kidnap people just because they don't like you. 1139 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Thanks for coming back... Boy, that kid is special. 1140 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Would somebody here please be an adult? 1141 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 eventually. 1142 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Yo, you need to stop snitching, Granddad. Game goes to the Tigers, 68-61. 1143 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Oh, you're right. 1144 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 THUGNIFICENT: Hey, man, you know what? 1145 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Ah. Ow. Hey. I didn't even wanna kidnap you. 1146 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Why don't you call social services ALL: Come on, Billy. Yay! Go! 1147 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000 We're neighbors. and turn yourself in for child abuse? 1148 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 We have to learn to live together. 1149 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I caught one of them Lethal Interjection cats 1150 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Oh. I'm never gonna get married. 1151 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 out here slipping. You know, I ain't gotta say which one. 1152 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Exactly. That's what I'm talking about. 1153 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 I might as well just blow myself up right now. 1154 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Remember to hit the bitch. But, uh, if he wanna buy his chain back, 1155 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Hey, man. : Hey, guys. 1156 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 to look at it, Thugnificent. 1157 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Thank you so much for doing that. I mean, you guys Not that I'm pole-jocking or nothing. 1158 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. You guys unionized and staged a walkout that quickly? 1159 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 just went above and beyond. Hey, everybody good in here? Beverages? 1160 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 I mean, really-- Pricks, shit. Shit, shit, shit. 1161 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 That's amazing. You a beautiful, talented woman. 1162 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Oh, yeah. We unionized. 1163 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 I mean, bitch... Shit. 1164 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Then someone called the corporate headquarters, I'm sorry, guys. What about you, big guy? You good? 1165 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 and they shut down the whole place. Possessed or not, you gonna fix my damn house. 1166 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 : We've been showing it all day, Fired everybody. 1167 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 simply unbelievable. Are you sure I shouldn't just blow myself up? 1168 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Oh. You gonna have another demon, 1169 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Well, um... Little Billy Mathews playing his first game 1170 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Hey. I couldn't handle my own business like a man. 1171 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 power to the people? Let me get that for you, homey. in the Woodcrest Youth Basketball League, get this: 1172 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Fuck you. Riley. That's the whole point 1173 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Any of y'all need a coaster? 1174 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Tom, please calm down Twelve for 12 from downtown. a real good question. Billy Blanks always says: "Take control of your life. 1175 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 and let me go. 1176 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Man, how would you like to be 1177 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Why are you in my bed? Take responsibility." 1178 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 All the beds in this house 1179 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Well, that's that. Yeah, man. We don't fight fair, nigga. 1180 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I think we all learned a valuable lesson today Courteous. What about the loud party? The movie rights to Billy Mathews sold today 1181 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 We believe in overwhelming force. 1182 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 about stealing movies. Nigga, you gave us permission to have that party. 1183 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Flo, go with the little nigga to get his chain back. 1184 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Buy the bootleg. and there is talk, get this, 1185 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Or just download it from the Internet 1186 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000 and beat the little shit into the dirt. 1187 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 like everybody else. 1188 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Ah! Fuck the bullshit. Come on, let's go. 1189 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 The hell--? TOM: You can't have my wife! 1190 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000 NICOLE: You got him, girl? 1191 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Hey, uh, I think I'm gonna go 1192 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Tom! 1193 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Daddy. What did you do to Usher? 1194 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 He told me I should take responsibility 1195 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Hey. Can you guys wait here a sec? 1196 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 I make some mean guacamole -- 1197 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 There's something I need to take care of. Well, what about parking all those damn cars 1198 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Daddy. Leave Usher alone. 1199 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 FLONOMINAL: Butch Magnus. 1200 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 on my yard and ruining my lawn? 1201 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 What are you doing? 1202 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Hm. You know what? Why are you trying to kill Usher? 1203 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Niggas was passed out by then. 1204 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Yes, Super Fly. What did Usher ever do to you? you're fucking with every last one of us. 1205 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 We was fixing to come over and apologize. 1206 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Jazmine wanted to meet Usher. 1207 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 But then you had to go off and start filing complaints 1208 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 You're an animal. 1209 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 and doing all that old gay shit. 1210 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Is Usher okay? 1211 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 THUGNIFICENT: And you know what hurts me Oh. 1212 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 My motherfucking leg. Leg, uh -- So you're not--? No. 1213 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 If a man said that to me, oh, my God, 1214 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000 I don't think I could handle it. GUARD: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Easy, boys. 1215 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 That's a really powerful sentiment My dad had it appraised. He said it was worthless. 1216 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Ow! 1217 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Yeah, nigga. Ms. Luna decided 1218 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000 TOM: Oh, okay. I see what this is. 1219 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 SARAH: Stop! Don't hurt him. Oh, Jesus. My motherfuck-- 1220 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Well, what about all that stuff in the video, huh? 1221 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 She still there? Why ain't she leaving? 1222 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Oh, nigga, that was just entertainment. You broke bitch. Get a real chain. 1223 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 You being real sensitive right now, man. 1224 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Well, I hope her friend isn't giving her more bad-- 1225 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Yeah, man. Anybody could see 1226 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 He didn't mean it. 1227 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 He was trying to hit me. 1228 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Tom! TOM: Granddad, if you apologize to Thugnificent Motherfucking stupid-ass bitch. 1229 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Ms. Luna let her girlfriend I'm sorry, Usher! 1230 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 then I'm sure, Thugnificent, 1231 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 RILEY: Know what? It's still better 1232 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 you will be willing to apologize for the video. 1233 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 USHER: Shut the fuck up, for her own actions. 1234 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 This weekend sucked. 1235 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 And it was all your fault, Granddad. 1236 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Wasn't my fault. 1237 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 It was that crazy-ass Luna's fault 1238 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 We crew, nigga, remember? Hell, no, I ain't apologizing, punk-ass nigga. 1239 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 God rest her poor soul. 1240 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Kiss my ass, old-ass nigga. 1241 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Please. Stupid-ass-- 1242 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 What was that noise? 1243 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Can we at least agree, 1244 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 for the sake of old people everywhere, 1245 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 if a man ever said that to me, I'll kill myself. 1246 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 that there will be no more dis records? 1247 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 I mean, you're a stronger woman than me. Hello? 1248 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Fine, whatever. I spits hot fire. 1249 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 I'll eat your ass up on the M-I-C, 1250 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 if you keep messing with me. 1251 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 That's what you need to do. 1252 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 You gonna pay for my lawn, boy. 1253 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Eat a dick, old nigga. 1254 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Yeah, you know, what Rags to Bitches means 1255 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000 is that there's more to life than what you're born into. 1256 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 There's also bitches.